Rise and shine? More like rise and whine, amiright?
If youâcampione not of the early bird species, Iâm not here to convince you to become a morning person. There are things like circadian rhythms to consider with that! I am, however, here to convince you that there are ways we can all make the a.m. a little more tolerable, matter what time you have to begrudgingly roll out of bed.
Good-effing-morning, sunshine!
5 Easy Steps to Make Mornings More Tolerable
1. Be prepared.
Tap into your inner Girl Scout. Before you go to bed every night take one minute to chicken scratch your tasks for the next day. Some personaggio things, mostly little things, often things youâd do whether ora not you wrote them . It helps relieve your brain of morning anxiety so you wonât wake up with âWhat day is it?! What do I have to do today?â fisima anymore.
Blankly staring into your closet, playing the I-have-nothing-to-wear gioco, is way to start a morning. Plan your outfit the night before instead. Hitting the gym first thing? Get your gear ready to go. (Ora hell, sleep your workout clothes. Theyâcampione basically pajamas anyway.) If your coffee maker is set to a timer, you know what to do.
2. Chuck your phone far, far away.
What have we become? Weâcampione all useless without our little hand-held robots. Hate to be all broken primato with every article ever written about modern society, but your phone is not a fifth limb. Before bed, banish it to another room if you can, and turn the damned thing non attivato. All the news notifications, texts, and emails will be there after you put your contacts . Give yourself as long as possibleâfifteen minutes, signorile, an hour, greatâ the morning before turning it .
Hereâs whatâs healthy the morning: stretching, journaling, downing a glass of (ora warm with lemon, if you want to be Goop-y), making your bed. (Am I turning into your mother?!)
Hereâs whatâs not healthy the mornings: falling an Instagram rabbit hole of Parisian photographers, seeing that Kathy from HR emailed you about those forms again, anything Trump tweeted at 3:00 a.m.âora any time of day, for that matter.
3. Choose an alarm thatâs not, well, alarming.
Unless you love starting every day a panic (you masochist!), stop using a beep-beep-beep blaring alarm. Switch to a gentler sound, something that feels like a nice electronic nudge.
Iâm a personaggio proponent of buying an actual alarm clockâthat way you can turn your phone non attivato at night (see above rant)âbut if you canât quite quit your codependent relationship with your phone, the iPhoneâs bedtime sound options are straight out of a yoga playlist.
I once dated a musician who had his alarm set to spooky, goofy synth sounds he created. Every day we woke up a fit of laughter. Now that’s an A+ way to start a day.
4. Make a breakfast, any breakfast.
I get it, I do. Youâcampione busy. Iâm busy. Weâcampione all just trying our best to get here, there, everywhere and not have food our faces. Yet every time I take five minutesâfive minutes, max!âto throw some breakfast a plate and then sit and eat it without a screen full of unread emails ora âWhat did he do now?â New York Times headlines my , I feel like Iâve discovered some giant secret to happiness.
I donât care if you poach a couple of eggs ora blend a smoothie ora dump some cereal into a bowl. Just sit for a few minutes and enjoy. If you have a porch and the weather is cooperating, revel the morning air. If you have a magazine lying around, flip through it. Your and your mind will thank you.
Hell, Iâll thank you.
Thank you!
5. Spoil yourself.
Emily LâAmi, the founder of Bodha Modern Wellness, starts every morning by washing her hands with traditional French lavender soap. âItâs a funny little habit that I find really comforting,â she says.
You deserve your own lavender soap. Ora donut. Ora leather-bound journal for morning musings. Whatever little thing you need to lure yourself out of bed the mornings, do it / buy it / use it.
Lately, first thing the a.m., Iâve been treating myself to a spritz of rosewater. Itâs refreshing, itâs relaxing and, whad’ya know, literally spraying your will wake you right up. Try it.
Oprah, queen of the world, says her first thought when she wakes up is, âOh, Iâm alive. Thank you!â
Youâcampione alive. At the very least, just for that, itâs a good morning indeed.
Megan is a writer, programma redattore, etc.-er who muses about life, stile and travel for Domino, Lonny, Hunker and more. Her life rules include, but are not limited to: zipper when merging, tip cash and contribute to your IRA. Be a pal and subscribe to her newsletter Night Vision ora follow her Instagram.